May 2013
therealhamster:
do you ever just wanna do a backflip but realize you cant
waking up: no
Messaging someone:
Them: Doesn't reply
Me: I regret this
Me: I regret everything
Me: I regret my whole life
Me: I regret every tiny atom from every star from every corner of the galaxy that crash-landed on this earth and created the prehistoric aquatic organism that was my first multicellular ancestor
what’s that thing called when your crush likes you back
oh yeah
imagination
Me: I won't get jealous
Me: Who's this fucking whore
photolies:
I’m probably single because I didn’t forward those chain messages when I was 10.
heyfunniest:
everyone is getting a boyfriend and you know what im getting
FATTER
samischino:
frapputwinko:
I hate when people cry in front of me like should I pat their head, should I grab their ass I don’t fucking know
piglii:
fun senior prank idea: lock down your entire school, wipe all of your students’ memories, and force them into a vicious game of murder and executions
jkellemn0p:
I actually really love it when someone remembers small details and quirks about me or addresses me by my name at unexpected times like at the end of a sentence and I don’t know why but I just really, really do.
Do you ever feel people staring at you and you like forget how to walk
wild-lion:
are you a traffic sign because stop
darrynek:
wait puberty hold on you forgot the part where i become attractive
robertoluongo:
in grade 8 i did a power point presentation on “whooping cough” and my opening slide was a photo of whoopi goldberg coughing and i was the only person who laughed at it and i couldnt start the presentation for like five minutes because i was laughing too hard at my own joke
pau1y:
what if 911 called you
city-wall:
aziraphaleisineffable:
IF YOU’RE EVER SAD
SAY ‘TEEHEE’ IN A REALLY DEEP, MANLY VOICE.
OH MY GOD
internetexplorers:
im just getting lazier and uglier every day better quit while im still ahead
bmoburns:
oomshi:
soup that tastes great is souper
may i interest you in a bowl of canned u not
iloveriandawson:
I don’t hate school because “i’m a teenager” no i hate it because who the fuck wants to wake up at 6 in the morning and go to a place where all you feel is stupid and judged. yeah no one ok
Watch
frosteethesnowman:
tumblr’s all fun and games and then you realize it’s four a.m. and you have three tests tomorrow and you’ve accomplished nothing and your whole life is a lie
currently watching: my life fall to pieces
chinkerbelle:
Reasons I grab my boobs
running upstairs
running downstairs
running
stoked on life
scared
walking through my house in the dark
bored
boobs
story of my life: i don't know what to wear because i look ugly in everything
person: i like you
me: why
kanyewesticle:
it takes me like 3 days to wake up in the morning
dirtsbag:
if you’re protective and tall and sweet and cute and smell good and give good hugs then i want to date you
